The original
The gym shout
Just Go Up
The only beta you'll ever need.
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8 designs · printed on demand
Funny, premium climbing tees — pick your character. Buttery-soft cotton, printed responsibly, shipped from Etsy.
The gym shout
The only beta you'll ever need.
The Slab King
Long live the friction.
The Brush Lord
Keeper of the tick marks.
The doge
Wear the pack.
The Chalk Lemur
He saw the bucket. He committed.
Static Sloth
No dynos. Only vibes.
The Chalk Hoarder
There is no such thing as too much chalk.
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First dibs on new characters — plus a cheeky launch code for your first send.
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